January 2008
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This is the story of the White Man.
One day the White Man sailed home. “We must plant these seeds that I have brought from the Americas - plant them in the soil and cover them with all our animals’ droppings. Then, in time, these seeds will turn into food, which we will harvest and eat, and survive.” The White Man’s people heard these words and at once began to plant the seeds. The next day the White Man...
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Saloon Singer runs for President
Jonny Cigar, famed entertainer, notorius gambler and cabaret crooner, announces his run for the Presidency and wins Iowa. Mr. Cigar is a member of the Demublican Party. He holds firm to his beliefs and understands that he knows what is best for American and Americans. He believes strongly in: Health Care Reform. Taxes. Religion. War. Terror. Sex. Bootlegging. Immigration tactics. The road the...
Jonny Cigar’s acceptance speech in Iowa.