Dear Diary,
Today I woke up and found out that my good friend Mark Michael Jackson died. I remember fondly taping a “music video” with him for a bunch of idiots calling themselves “MTV.” Michael insisted on calling the song and video “Thriller” much to my dismay. I told him it should be called “Cuban Missle Crisis” which I explained had everything to do with Cigars and he told me that the song wasn’t about Cigars or Cuba, and said a few other things, which led to my removing myself from the album. Pictured above is a rare-never-before-seen photo of me with Michael and the dancers during the first day of filming. Guess he should have listened to me…
Okay Diary, maybe you can fix me a nice morning cup of Java and what I call the “Jackson 5:” J.D., J.B., J.W., G.L., and a splash of EVOO.
Always Yours,
Jonny Cigar
