Saloon Singer runs for President
Jonny Cigar, famed entertainer, notorius gambler and cabaret crooner, announces his run for the Presidency and wins Iowa.
Mr. Cigar is a member of the Demublican Party.
He holds firm to his beliefs and understands that he knows what is best for American and Americans.
He believes strongly in:
Health Care Reform.
Taxes.
Religion.
War.
Terror.
Sex.
Bootlegging.
Immigration tactics.
The road the White House is paved with Jonny Cigar.
